Dear Wal-Mart,
I will try to stay calm as I write you this letter but I am not happy about it! Why do all of your shopping carts SUCK?! Every time I go shopping I consider how well I could juggle all the things I need to buy just so I can steer clear of those things! While standing in the entry way I test drive 3 or 4 carts as the crazy old lady with cat ears on or other crazy headbands, until I find one that doesn't look like the wheels may go flying off at any second or that the people on the next aisle can hear me coming! I finally pick the perfect one and sanitize it because I am sure I just picked the same cart that the little kid before me had swine flu! And I am on my way! Sure enough about one aisle in to shopping the wheels start convulsing and then I have to find a soda box or something heavy to put in my cart to weigh it down! I could totally understand this ghetto-ness if they had some stiff competition in this town but hello that's the only place to shop I think you can afford to upgrade on the carts and hey maybe sanitize them every now and again! Thank you for your time!
Love,
Kayleigh Jensen
Isn't it weird that the old crazy lady with cat or shrek ears has become normal? Oh I love it! Thanks for a good laugh=)
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